I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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