You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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