if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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