I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
...so i touched it.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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