god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
