im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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