Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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