is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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