you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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