I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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