I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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