you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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