You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
