Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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