ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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