Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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