Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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