I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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