I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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