Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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