it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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