But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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