Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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