We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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