Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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