was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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