do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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