walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I love you. Go after that dick
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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