I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
