I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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