Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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