He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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