she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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