I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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