i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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