S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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