how can u be prego again
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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