sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
