that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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