Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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