O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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