Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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