i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
