Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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