...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize