big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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