What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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