i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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