i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
