I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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