we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I CAN MOONWALK!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's the barista slut.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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