He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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