how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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