i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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