Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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