Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
