And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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