You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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